Category: Occasions
Roast jokes for the big moments.
Retirements, milestone birthdays, weddings, going-away parties. The events worth showing up for, and worth roasting somebody at. Pages here are organized by the kind of party you're walking into. Read the live ones, browse what's on the way, and pull a line if you've got a speech to write.
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Retirement Roast Jokes
39 hand-written roasts for the big send-off. Years of service, office quirks, the works.
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50th Birthday Roast Jokes
37 hand-written lines for the big 5-0. Sharp, warm, ready to read aloud.
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Best Man Speech Roast Jokes
33 hand-written best man speech lines. Wedding-safe, bride-approved, ready to land.
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Retirement
Dave spent three decades knowing every number in that building except his own blood pressure. Dave, you made yourself irreplaceable. Now the rest of us are learning Excel from YouTube.
Dave, 31 years in accounting at Meridian Supply
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50th Birthday
Fifty looks great on you, mostly because you've spent the last decade pretending to be 38 and the math was never going to math. To a man who has officially earned the right to grunt every time he stands up.
For the friend who refuses to admit he's middle aged
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Best Man Speech
Marcus used to eat Goldfish crackers for breakfast and call it protein. The man cries at dog food commercials. And somehow Sarah looked at that and said, yes, he's the one. We are all witnesses to a miracle.
Best man speech for Marcus and Sarah's wedding
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Pages in this category.
Occasion
60th Birthday Roast Jokes
28 jokes
Occasion
40th Birthday Roast Jokes
28 jokes
Occasion
Maid of Honor Speech Roast Jokes
27 jokes
Occasion
Going Away Party Roast Jokes
28 jokes
Occasion
Anniversary Roast Jokes
25 jokes
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30th Birthday Roast Jokes
24 jokes
Occasion
Engagement Party Roast Jokes
23 jokes
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Bachelor Party Roast Jokes
24 jokes
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Bachelorette Party Roast Jokes
24 jokes
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Graduation Roast Jokes
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Baby Shower Roast Jokes
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Housewarming Roast Jokes
